Gonna Cut Off Your Head

Comedy

by Nick Delonas and Scott Hyatt

We met on a springtime day
The sun was shining bright
You smiled and we walked a while
And I knew for me you were right

But you left me babe
On one cold September morn
And now I'm blue
So when you get back to me babe
Here's exactly what I'm gonna do

I'm gonna cut off your head!
I'm gonna poke out your eyes
I'm gonna otherwise fold, spindle and mutilate you babe
And strangle you with one of my ties

You were the only girl my mother liked
My dad said, "You're okay"
And I'm thinking back on those gentler times
The love we made on warm summer days

You said you'd have my kid
And then you did
But I married you first, of course
Then you went away
And I must say
That kid eats like a horse

I'm gonna cut off your head!
I'm gonna poke out your eyes
I'm gonna sharpen up my razor baby
I'm gonna strangle you with one of my ties

The skies are grey my eyes are red
Sitting here wondering if you're alive or dead
Our son's full grown
He's thirty-two
But still wets the bed
Hey Pampers just won't do

I miss you since you went away
I know I feel so bad
Please come back to me babe
And if you do
You know I won't be sad because

I'll cut off your head!
I'm gonna poke out your eyes
You better hide babe
I'm gonna strangle you with one of my ties

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