I washed my face in Omaha
By Nick Delonas
For a long time I was a worm
Just a bit of a germ
Then I could think
I saw my skin
It was pink
But now I'm in the clink
(I need a drink)
I said so long, bye, ta ta
I washed my face in Omaha
I had a chum
Who said I was dumb
So now I am glum
(But I'm handsome)